Four Catholic men and one Catholic woman were chatting over coffee.
The first man says proudly, “My son’s a priest. When he walks into a room, people greet him with, ‘Hello, Father.’”
The second says, “That’s nice. My son’s a Bishop—folks call him ‘Your Grace.’”
The third beams, “Well, my son’s a Cardinal. People bow and say, ‘Your Eminence!’”
The fourth man smirks, “That’s cute. My son’s the Pope. People fall to their knees and say, ‘Your Holiness.’”
Meanwhile, the Catholic woman is quietly sipping her coffee with a sly grin.
The men all turn to her, “Well… what about you?”
She sets down her mug and says, “My daughter? She’s 5’10”, stunningl beautiful, with 38D up top, a 24” waist, and 34” hips.”
“When she walks into a room, men and women don’t say ‘Father’ or ‘Your Grace’… they gulp an say , ‘OH MY SWEET LORD!’
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