On their honeymoon night, the groom says “I would really like it if you su*k*d my d**k.” His bride replies “Heavens no, I couldn’t do that, because you wouldn’t respect me in the morning.”
On their 10th Anniversary he says to her “I would really like it if you su*k*d my d**k.” His wife replies “Heavens no, I couldn’t do that, because you wouldn’t respect me in the morning.”
On their 25th Anniversary he says to her “I would really like it if you su*k*d my d**k.” His wife replies “Heavens no, I couldn’t do that, because you wouldn’t respect me in the morning.”
On their 50th Anniversary he says to her “I would really like it if you su*k*d my d**k.” His wife replied “Oh boy… well… we’ve been together so long now… so ok, I’ll do it.”
The next morning as they’re having breakfast, the phone rings. The husband says “Answer the phone…………. co*ksucker.”
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