A nun walks into a bar
She finds a table in the back where a man is having a drink, she scolds him: “how can you pollute your soul like that? don’t you know that the bible says do not get drunk?”
The man replies: “it’s just a whiskey, what’s the big deal?”
She argues it’s wicked and destructive but admits she never really had any alcohol
She says: “alright maybe if i have a sip I’ll understand the devil’s poison better, but i can’t be seen drinking, can you order me one in a tea cup so it looks like I’m drinking tea?”
Ahe man nods and makes his way to the bartender, he says: “can i get a whiskey in a tea cup?
The bartender slams his hand on the counter and screams:
THAT NUN IS HERE AGAIN?!!
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