Three men are sentenced to 20 years of solitary confinement, but each is allowed to take one luxury with them to their cells.
The first man asks for as many law books as will fit in his cell. The second man asks for every medical book that has been published within the past five years. The third man asks for 300 packs of cigarettes.
At the end of the twenty years, the three men are released from prison.
As the first man’s door opens, he comes out and says, “I studied so hard, I can now become as a lawyer!”
When the second man’s door opens, he comes out and says, “After all the learning, I can now become a doctor!”
Finally, the door to the third man’s cell opens. He comes out and says, “Anybody got a match?”
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