A man is happily talking with friends about the recent birth of his twin children.
“They’re both safe and healthy” he says “But thing is, they look exactly identical. Even my wife gets them mixed up sometime.”
“Surely you found a way to tell them apart?” his friends ask.
“Yeah, I got an idea alright, I’m going to have their names tattooed on their belly, this way we can always tell who is who.”
“Speaking of which, what did you name them?”
“Oh, the boy is Tony and the girl is Lily”

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